So Pottermore finally opened. No big deal. Not that I was whining on Twitter about having to wait for it to open or anything.
It's a pretty fun site, for what it is (Although I feel like they need to change their target demographic from 13-year-olds to those in their mid-twenties). But It connects loser Harry Potter fans like myself to the closest thing to the books as possible. It makes it a tiny bit more real.
I'm glad it's not, though. First of all, if it were real, I'd be a twenty-something-year-old first year, and my name alone would get me kicked out of Hogwarts.
The name SkullMarauder doesn't quite put people at ease. It definitely doesn't help my case that I am carrying around a trunk-full of some suspicious and possibly incriminating items that I've found and kept.
I mean, there are probably plenty of situations where most of those things could be used. None of which are conducive to being seen as anything other than a serial killer.
And just like in Pottermore, I would probably try to get rid of my items by seemingly the only means possible. Gifting them to a friend.
Actually, I'm probably going to do that anyway.
It's a pretty fun site, for what it is (Although I feel like they need to change their target demographic from 13-year-olds to those in their mid-twenties). But It connects loser Harry Potter fans like myself to the closest thing to the books as possible. It makes it a tiny bit more real.
I'm glad it's not, though. First of all, if it were real, I'd be a twenty-something-year-old first year, and my name alone would get me kicked out of Hogwarts.
The name SkullMarauder doesn't quite put people at ease. It definitely doesn't help my case that I am carrying around a trunk-full of some suspicious and possibly incriminating items that I've found and kept.
I mean, there are probably plenty of situations where most of those things could be used. None of which are conducive to being seen as anything other than a serial killer.
And just like in Pottermore, I would probably try to get rid of my items by seemingly the only means possible. Gifting them to a friend.
Actually, I'm probably going to do that anyway.
44 comments:
LOVE IT!
I definitely just sent Slimy Seaweed to my friend, Gwenny.
I was totally just TROLLED by some DWEEB sending me slimy seaweed on Pottermore. Seriously. (Heh... love you, Moll!)
This is true. And hilarious.
Perfect! I've been hoping you would have something to say ever since I sent in my Hogwarts application last week!
SO jealous I don't get the seaweed gift. Whatevs. It just means I'll keep the rock cakes I was gonna send you. Sucker.
Pottermore is really fond of the numbers 2, 6,7 and 0. I have the SAME configuration. And so do a couple of my friends. Though with a name like CentaurCloak, times look tough.
Your illustrations are fantastic. Put me down as a Colin Creevey to your Harry Potter. Heh heh.
I'm constantly feeling insanely jealous of the people with really cool sounding names. I'm stuck with WitchGlow. Things could be better. Amazing drawings gurl. x
I'm pretty sure this comment will stand out as the only one from a random person and someone who doesn't know you in real life. I'm a closet fan of your blog. I also have friend requested you on Pottermore. Rosebalde112? That's me. The stranger on the internet. I promise I'm not a creepy old pedophile. =D
Agreed. Totally just stalked you on Pottermore. My friend has the user name "PurpleRain" though. Thanks, Pottermore for the Prince references!
You are the funniest person I have never met. Now that I have officially read ever single blog post I will not so patiently await your next. Seriously you are incredibly talented. PLEASE keep at it so I can continue to secretly waste time at work reading your blog.
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hahaha I love it! I also love that's I've stolen things out of people's dorms and even their bags--wtf kind of game is this? And I got the library and take books and keep them. Yeah. Pottermore teaches you to steal.
Which house are you in? :D
My name became FlameGhost (and of course some random digits included). Like you I've stolen everything I stumble upon and give it away to random friends in my friendlist. Maybe I'm born to be a thief beacause I'm so excited for the next book and more things to steal. Go Ravenclaw by the way!
I always love to be here to see your pictorial representation of different human behaviors....I must say you depicted the behaviors in such a perfect way...Awesome!!
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