09 March 2012

Hannah's Wonders

Pardon the lack of drawings in this post.

Aside from drawing stuff, I do have a few other talents. One of them is particularly useless, though. (Unless I want to scare children)

The talent? I can go from looking completely normal to absolutely hideous in a matter of seconds. Now, obviously camera angles help a lot with this, but take a look anyway...

Here's me looking normal.


And then...

Oh my. 
Uhhhdurrrrr

OH.

This one says "I'MA SLITHER INTA YER BED IN THE NIGHTTIMES"


Constipated...?

Imagine waking up to see this watching you. "Well g'mornin' sunshine. I left a present for you under your pillow."



Those are just from last night. There's an entire album on my friend Erika's Facebook called "Hannah's Wonders." (See it here). This album exists because I sent Erika so many ugly pictures of myself over a four year timespan. Little did I know, she saved every single one of them. Biding her time, waiting for the right moment, she finally posted them to Facebook one day.

Here are a few choice photos from that album.








Just to remind you, I am a normal human being sort of. I'm just completely incapable of looking normal in a photo.

On a different topic, I'm working on a post right now. It's about vomit, of course. Also, t-shirts... YAY!

21 comments:

Sonia said...

Made my day!

Greetings from Geneva!

Ellen Lloyd said...

Bwahahaahaha!

The fifth photo is definitely my favourite. The eighth looks like you've either just seen a ghost... or you are the ghost!

Jenna said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I had a filling done this morning so half my face is numb and I can't laugh on that side. Awkward, since this post is so hilarious!

Camilla said...

I have half a SIM card full of wonder photos from that movie theater in Wales. Hannah, you WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PHOTOS OF YOURSELF AT THAT THEATER. It makes me laugh so hard when I see them.

Bethany said...

I laughed so hard. those are so funny. You are very severely talented!
You would fit in my family quite well, where we pride ourselves on making gross faces, but you have taken it above and beyond with your camera angles. I applaud you.

Verity said...

You could be a massively talented gurner! Real "sport" apparently

Well, about as sporty as I'm gonna get.

Ada Beth Croft said...

OMG. I LOVE THIS.

Kim Edwards said...

Hilarious!! Made my morning. :)

Lusekofte said...

Oh my, I have that exact same talent!

Lexi Podolski said...

HAHA!! I woke up the dogs from the gigglesnort this post caused... the neighbor's dogs mind you.

ktpland said...

love it! made my evening! x

AnyaB said...

this made me laugh until i cried.

Anonymous said...

Best rape escape faces ever.

Emily Gray Flynn said...

YES! I'm not the only one who does this! I used to have an impressive collection of scary pictures of myself... but I deleted them in shame. You're still very pretty though :)

Potency Supernova said...

Dear Hannah,

I feel like I have gotten to know you very well, just by reading this post. These are the sorts of faces that one only shares with one's very close acquaintances... but not you. You have truly bared your soul to us. All of us. On the internet.

:) Thank you!!!! *will I ever stop laughing?*

By the way, you are a very pretty young lady! (normal Hannah)

And She Came Alive said...

Oh gods yes. Best post ever. I'm quite the pro at most of these faces as well. No shame. :D

Suzy Marie said...

These are hilarious!! I love the caption "I'ma slither inta yer bed in the nighttimes" hahahaha. I don't know if you know/like Ricky Gervais, but he also does a LOT of these kind of faces. Possibly not as good as yours though I have to say!

Somewhere Circus said...

I have spent almost three hours getting my eyes blurry and my bum sore reading your blog (and a few other things...I'm not that slow a reader) from the beginning till now. There is so much in here that I identify with, it is insane. Except the fact that you're so talented and awesome.

When I get out of university and (some 580 years down the line) have lots of money, I'll have your picture of the avocado baby hanging in my living room.

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Mooniq said...

I laughed SO HARD at this, mostly because I totally know how you feel. I'm completely incapable of looking decent/normal in photos. I like to think I look better in real life.

elise said...

Hello! I found your blog today through my lovely roommate. Let me just say... we believe we have found a kindred spirit. Harry Potter? Check. Hate the sun? Check. England? Check. Ugly faces? DOUBLE CHECK. Just though I'd leave this little tidbit for ya. I literally scare my boyfriend on a regular basis by sending him ugly photos of myself. Good times.
http://eliseloraine.blogspot.com/2011/04/another-day-in-life.html