Hannah's Wonders

Pardon the lack of drawings in this post.

Aside from drawing stuff, I do have a few other talents. One of them is particularly useless, though. (Unless I want to scare children)

The talent? I can go from looking completely normal to absolutely hideous in a matter of seconds. Now, obviously camera angles help a lot with this, but take a look anyway...

Here's me looking normal.

And then...

Oh my. 

Uhhhdurrrrr

OH.

This one says "I'MA SLITHER INTA YER BED IN THE NIGHTTIMES"

Constipated...?

Imagine waking up to see this watching you. "Well g'mornin' sunshine. I left a present for you under your pillow."

Those are just from last night. There's an entire album on my friend Erika's Facebook called "Hannah's Wonders." (See it here). This album exists because I sent Erika so many ugly pictures of myself over a four year timespan. Little did I know, she saved every single one of them. Biding her time, waiting for the right moment, she finally posted them to Facebook one day.

Here are a few choice photos from that album.

Just to remind you, I am a normal human being sort of. I'm just completely incapable of looking normal in a photo.

On a different topic, I'm working on a post right now. It's about vomit, of course. Also, t-shirts... YAY!