Showing posts with label the disorganization that is my life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the disorganization that is my life. Show all posts

15 April 2011

Guitar Picks are Elusive Little Jerks

I've started doing the drawings for the second installment of the "How to be a Hipster" series. It should be done in a couple of weeks. If it's not, that means I didn't make it through final exams.  Here's a little post while you wait.

Guitar picks are elusive little jerks.



Usually, when I need a pick, I can take one look at my floor and find one in plain site. Most of the time I even have a choice.



But recently I haven't been able to find ANY. I keep trying to use other things such as circular shaped earrings. Where have all my picks gone? I don't know, but they're probably in a black hole in my room along with all of the bobby pins and nailclippers I have ever purchased.

Last night, for example, I looked everywhere for a pick. When I finally found one, I dropped it while strumming, and it disappeared. It fell out of my hand and into the invisible guitar pick hiding place.




I looked everywhere and I could not for the life of me figure out where it had gone.





 







I've come to the conclusion that they slip into a fold in time and are never seen again.



That, or there's got to be some sort of guitar pick-eating monster under my bed that comes out at night and eats them all off the floor.


I JUST WANT TO PLAY GUITAR.