Pardon the lack of drawings in this post.
Aside from drawing stuff, I do have a few other talents. One of them is particularly useless, though. (Unless I want to scare children)
The talent? I can go from looking completely normal to absolutely hideous in a matter of seconds. Now, obviously camera angles help a lot with this, but take a look anyway...
Those are just from last night. There's an entire album on my friend Erika's Facebook called "Hannah's Wonders." (See it here). This album exists because I sent Erika so many ugly pictures of myself over a four year timespan. Little did I know, she saved every single one of them. Biding her time, waiting for the right moment, she finally posted them to Facebook one day.
Here are a few choice photos from that album.
Just to remind you, I am a normal human being sort of. I'm just completely incapable of looking normal in a photo.
On a different topic, I'm working on a post right now. It's about vomit, of course. Also, t-shirts... YAY!
Aside from drawing stuff, I do have a few other talents. One of them is particularly useless, though. (Unless I want to scare children)
The talent? I can go from looking completely normal to absolutely hideous in a matter of seconds. Now, obviously camera angles help a lot with this, but take a look anyway...
Here's me looking normal.
And then...
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| Oh my. |
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| Uhhhdurrrrr |
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| OH. |
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| This one says "I'MA SLITHER INTA YER BED IN THE NIGHTTIMES" |
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| Constipated...? |
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| Imagine waking up to see this watching you. "Well g'mornin' sunshine. I left a present for you under your pillow." |
Those are just from last night. There's an entire album on my friend Erika's Facebook called "Hannah's Wonders." (See it here). This album exists because I sent Erika so many ugly pictures of myself over a four year timespan. Little did I know, she saved every single one of them. Biding her time, waiting for the right moment, she finally posted them to Facebook one day.
Here are a few choice photos from that album.
Just to remind you, I am a normal human being sort of. I'm just completely incapable of looking normal in a photo.
On a different topic, I'm working on a post right now. It's about vomit, of course. Also, t-shirts... YAY!
21 comments:
Made my day!
Greetings from Geneva!
Bwahahaahaha!
The fifth photo is definitely my favourite. The eighth looks like you've either just seen a ghost... or you are the ghost!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I had a filling done this morning so half my face is numb and I can't laugh on that side. Awkward, since this post is so hilarious!
I have half a SIM card full of wonder photos from that movie theater in Wales. Hannah, you WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PHOTOS OF YOURSELF AT THAT THEATER. It makes me laugh so hard when I see them.
I laughed so hard. those are so funny. You are very severely talented!
You would fit in my family quite well, where we pride ourselves on making gross faces, but you have taken it above and beyond with your camera angles. I applaud you.
You could be a massively talented gurner! Real "sport" apparently
Well, about as sporty as I'm gonna get.
OMG. I LOVE THIS.
Hilarious!! Made my morning. :)
Oh my, I have that exact same talent!
HAHA!! I woke up the dogs from the gigglesnort this post caused... the neighbor's dogs mind you.
love it! made my evening! x
this made me laugh until i cried.
Best rape escape faces ever.
YES! I'm not the only one who does this! I used to have an impressive collection of scary pictures of myself... but I deleted them in shame. You're still very pretty though :)
Dear Hannah,
I feel like I have gotten to know you very well, just by reading this post. These are the sorts of faces that one only shares with one's very close acquaintances... but not you. You have truly bared your soul to us. All of us. On the internet.
:) Thank you!!!! *will I ever stop laughing?*
By the way, you are a very pretty young lady! (normal Hannah)
Oh gods yes. Best post ever. I'm quite the pro at most of these faces as well. No shame. :D
These are hilarious!! I love the caption "I'ma slither inta yer bed in the nighttimes" hahahaha. I don't know if you know/like Ricky Gervais, but he also does a LOT of these kind of faces. Possibly not as good as yours though I have to say!
I have spent almost three hours getting my eyes blurry and my bum sore reading your blog (and a few other things...I'm not that slow a reader) from the beginning till now. There is so much in here that I identify with, it is insane. Except the fact that you're so talented and awesome.
When I get out of university and (some 580 years down the line) have lots of money, I'll have your picture of the avocado baby hanging in my living room.
You would fit in my family quite well printing company, where we pride ourselves on making gross faces carbon formscheap stickers printing, but you have taken it above and beyond with your camera angles folded business cards.
I laughed SO HARD at this, mostly because I totally know how you feel. I'm completely incapable of looking decent/normal in photos. I like to think I look better in real life.
Hello! I found your blog today through my lovely roommate. Let me just say... we believe we have found a kindred spirit. Harry Potter? Check. Hate the sun? Check. England? Check. Ugly faces? DOUBLE CHECK. Just though I'd leave this little tidbit for ya. I literally scare my boyfriend on a regular basis by sending him ugly photos of myself. Good times.
http://eliseloraine.blogspot.com/2011/04/another-day-in-life.html
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