So, here's my list, in no particular order.
1. Mr. Mime.
I would never, and I repeat NEVER, allow this creature to survive if I ever ran into it. If it pops out of the dark at me and starts doing it's Light Screen or whatever, I will not hesitate to end it's entire existence.
2. Jinx.
First off, What is it? Is it female? If all of the Jinx's wear that weird bra thing, it suggests they are all female. How do they reproduce? Maybe they are both. I feel like it would try to take advantage of me in my sleep.
3. Charmeleon.
Okay, this one might not be as self explanatory as the others. For some reason Charmeleon has always made me feel uncomfortable. Perhaps it's because he looks like a pre-pubescent teenage version of cute little Charmander. He looks like that kid who would try to convince a weaker-minded kid that the dog poo on the grass is chocolate icecream.
4. Manky.
NO. JUST NO. I don't like it when you pop out of the grass at me while I'm trying to catch something worthwhile on the way to Saffron City. You're almost as bad as Pidgey.
5. Hypno.
Oh. OH. Look at him! "Come on over and I'll show you a cool trick....yeah, that's right. Go to sleep. Yessssss." And then he's really a sociopath who hypnotizes people into submission and then has his way with them.
I feel like he should also be wearing some pants.
JUST PLAIN CONFUSING:
I think by the time they got above a hundred they started to run out of good ideas for pokemon.
Porygon.
???
Other creepy pokemon:
These didn't make the cut, but they still make me feel weird when I look at them.
-Electabuzz - IT HAS MAN ARMS.
-Mewtwo - yeah, no.
-Machop - ....
-Gengar - he reminds me of Danny DeVito.
-Likitung - if it weren't for the massive slobbery tongue, it'd be cute.
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It is my opinion that videos of Jinx and Mr. Mime mating populate jumbotrons that cover every surface of Hell.
Speaking of Pokemons and disturbing:
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Gwen, SERIOUSLY! It will be the most terrible thing ever.
Oh, and Rachel...WOW. Those are amazing! Except the one of Electabuzz breastfeeding its baby is pretty disgusting. Also, Lickitung...
I dunno. I'm pretty creeped out by Eevee's eyes. And also Polywrath eating that other little pokemon. Gross.
And Raichu is CRAZY!
Am I right in thinking that I was one of those boys? I remember trading them at recess.....
Another Pokemon lover?
Haha, I started a fanfic pokemon comic about my bff and cousin.
Glad you're on the crazytrain, too.
I totally agree about Charmeleon.
And yes, Jinx's boobs are mysterious.
WHAT? I love Mewtwo! It was my favorite as a kid, and it's still my favorite now.
I think I liked it the best because it could actually talk instead of make stupid sounds.
And it was bad-a. So cool.
Otherwise a perfect list.
WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Porygon is one of...no not one of, its my FAVORITE pokemon.
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