This story starts, of course, with my acute hatred for something.
Summer.
Not gonna lie. It's one of my least favorite thing ever. I hate it almost as much as I hate overly enthusiastic college a Capella groups. And that is a lot of hate.
Aaaaanyway, back to what I was saying. Summer sucks. Especially in the western USA when you live in the middle of a desert and feel like you are being roasted alive when you walk outside.
But after moving to NYC for the summer I've experienced a different sort of misery when it comes to summer.
Aaaaanyway, back to what I was saying. Summer sucks. Especially in the western USA when you live in the middle of a desert and feel like you are being roasted alive when you walk outside.
But after moving to NYC for the summer I've experienced a different sort of misery when it comes to summer.
It all started when I walked over a metal grate on the sidewalk, and I was greeted with a burst of hot stench.
(zooming in might not work, I'm working on getting these the right size)
(zooming in might not work, I'm working on getting these the right size)
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30 comments:
Hahahahahahaha! That turned out so great! So so so so great!
Haha thank you so much, I love you! :)
Having spent some time in DC last summer, I can attest that YES THE STENCH DOES EXIST.
I actually giggled. GIGGLED. Thanks for the post.
I cannot stop grinning...
Very much agreed. I hate summer.
LOL (in Tricia-land, capital LOL = actual laugh out loud, so congratulations)
So true. Summer is stupid and gross.
I LOVE summer! But i live in Norway and its always cold anyway.. And the air smells like flowers and forest. I love your blog!! Been reading it for some time now, and you always make me laugh! :)
Ah, NYC. Where people and their smells accost you in equal measure at all times! I knew I was right to be excited for the posts NYC would inspire in you! :)
GREAT post. I'd recommend avoiding Russia in the summer. I love Russia and the Russian people, but it can smell like an awful mix of BO, cat pee, cigarette smoke, factory smoke, more BO, beer, and burning garbage. and more cat pee.
I rode the bus up there from Northern Virginia and had to walk to my hotel. I was afraid to set my suitcase down because every sidewalk that met a wall and every elevator smelled like someone mistook it for their bathroom.
This was hilarious! you should totally make a printed graphic novel about your life like True Story Swear to God - it'd be EPIC!
Hahahaha. I can smell it all just reading this. eww.
HAHA! I loved the a Capella group.That guy you killed looks very similar to a certain lead singer from a certain famous Provo group. Coincidence? I think not..
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Mikelle, your absolutely right!!! Loved this post, it was well worth the wait!
Funny as ever. In other news, Chamber of Secrets is out on Pottermore!
Ah, my old nemesis...Sun.
So, you hate summer. Like you hate snow. Mmm.
I went to New York for the first time a few months ago. I remember thinking the whole place reeked of cigarette smoke and bad attitude...except for those steaming manhole covers, they pretty much smelled exactly like what you described.
I really freakin love your blog!! Love Elle xo
This was so incredibly beautiful. I nearly died at the a capella group assassination.
thank you! im going to picture myself drifting in a rude malodorous cloud now every time i smell anything bad haha
Oh my goodness. I am so so glad that someone else identifies with my intense hatred of a capella groups, and my slightly less intense hatred of summer. As far as a capella goes, I think it's a cop out for real feeling in music, just a vehicle for obnoxious covers. Ugh.
So funny! I hate summer here in Louisiana because even our mosquitoes carry bug spray.
Your blog totally rocks!
That yellow douche bag!
I too hate summer with passion. Particularly sticky humid hot Pensacola heat... eww O.o
G'MARNIN!
You always make me laugh.. dont know how you o it - i want to learn to be that funny on paper :)
Hey your comics are amazingly very interesting till the end...I just love the way your depicted the human expressions with so much elegance in your sketches...Great stuff!!
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